Score: 7

"LOL"

submission: The Suspicious Cop

date: February 4, 2004

Threatening with e-coli bacteria gets you out of trouble, asking whether or not the cop is married gets you killed. It's a weird world we're living in these days. Nonetheless I like this game.

Score: 7

"That was hard"

submission: The Lusty Barfly

date: February 4, 2004

It took me a while, but eventually, after 15 minutes and 4 tries, I managed to... die! No, seriously, I like your psychologic flash games, but this one was too simple. Especially compared to the other games. Nonetheless, it was quite amusing.

Score: 6

"The idea's there."

submission: Chaos Stick 5/5

date: January 26, 2004

I read some of the reviews for this game, and the most heard complaint is that it is too easy. What makes it easy, is that the "written word" is the wrong answer. With that in mind, the psychological aspect of this left-right brain conflict is lost. As a standalone game, it's a bit too simple. Maybe you could build more of a game environment around this. Random words and colors, bonuses, little monsters, whatever. Be more creative and people will be amused longer.

Score: 9

"I gotta go change my pants now."

submission: Fun Time Shooter

date: January 14, 2004

Oh my god. That was one of the most hilarious shooters I've played EVER. Kinda like that old school arcade wild west game (What was it called again?), but with a spoonful of humour. Sometimes I had trouble hearing what they said, but it didn't bother me too much while playing.

Score: 9

"Addiction level 10"

submission: mondo generator dart lab

date: January 11, 2004

Graphics: 8 - they work for a dart game, the darts are well drawn and animated.

Sound: 8 - maybe you could've normalized the rock track against the classical parts because it's way louder. The classical music during darts is sublime, though.

Interactivity: 10 - simply great, addictive gameplay and complex within its simplicity. AI works great as well.

Style: 7 - although in-game colors are well-designed and used, the menu could use a bit cleaning up as there is way too much happening on-screen.

Violence: 0 - I know, throwing darts at a jello tit can be considered as violent, but I thought it would be inappropriate rating a rather innocent sports game on violence.

Humor: 7 - it's not a pants pisser, but the voices are a bit funny and the game is much fun to play.

Overall: 9. This game is like a diamond that needs some rough edges to be sanded off. The AI level is not too high (at least not to me). The jelly tit level is pretty hard, but challenging. Too bad that the level seems to lock up on me from time to time (darts get plucked from the board and nothing happens anymore), but that could be my problem. Try to tune the sound and you've got a winner on your hands.

Score: 6

"This might work"

submission: kill the fucking bird 3

date: November 11, 2003

the idea is there, maybe you could work this out to be something even better. you've got the skills to make a good game, you just need to work on your style (make it more monostylistic, this seems too random).

Score: 7

"No tengo dinero con passión corazon?"

submission: 03 Classic Tetris

date: October 3, 2003

Hola. Yo soy cykotiq. No hablar español. Or something like that. Good tetris game, btw :)

Score: 6

"hrmm.."

submission: Mario - Phanto's Revenge

date: October 3, 2003

this movie seemed randomly random, in a random way.

Score: 6

"Some things though..."

submission: Caveman Pong

date: October 3, 2003

it looks simple but okay. it's silent but that's not my major problem either. there are two things that bothered me a bit: it seems as if you've used a low framerate which makes the game "choppy". Also, the computer AI is near-impossible to beat. Other than that, this is not a bad game.

Score: 8

"Solid!"

submission: Ball Factory

date: October 3, 2003

i like your style and eye for detail. at first i had no idea where this movie wsa going, but it turned out to be a solid, good story. the music got on my nerves a bit though. apart from that: great.