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This movie reminds me of "Yes & No" - in a very good way! Sprite ripping is well done, storyline is aimable as well, music is original yet recognizable, and everything fits into this movie. Don't know what to say more, other than well done!
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Maybe some people are waiting for this, not me. Anyway, let me judge it as the movie it is. Basically, it's a color-cursing background with loads and loads of text cheats. I like the 3D credits though. Besides that, I presume that the music is supposed to loop, which it doesn't. You might want to fix that. Other than that, it is (or could be) a useful movie for GTA3 players. Yet, I would've liked it a bit less massive (less text per page, more pages) and more freshened up (maybe with some GTA3 pictures here and there). The buttons are okay (not lazy) but could have more of a button affordance instead of just being text. Altogether there's quite some room for improvement here.
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But what I'm REALLY curious about is, how much money did you make by selling the secret so far?
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i love back in the days when all flash movies on NG were home made and put effort into and even that would not mean protection...
get the power blam power
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arrrr judo chop....
lol well thanx for your time
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At first I was a bit awkward when I read "it has no preloader" but at least you added some kind of preloading device (right-click play), instead of just running the movie. Okay, now for the movie itself... The intro was promising, though silent. The subtitle for your movie (Mario Masturbation?!?) almost made me click the movie away. I wish I did, because the storyline really sucked. And everything else was taken from the mario game and several soundtracks (hence the 0-score for graphics and sound). Although I must say that everything (graphics, sound, animation) fits right into place.
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This is a funny quiz flash, but could've been better, in a graphics and interaction kind of way.
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But for movement in games, you better use some key actionscript on a movie clip instead of a button. It prevents from delaying the movement when you press the button. If you don't understand, I could make a tutorial for you ;-)
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At least they didn't start making out this time. This wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be, I liked when Samus flew through the start screen and some other (MegamanX?) screen, but the story went downhill from there. In fact, there's not a lot happening in this movie. And please, next time try to finish the movie completely instead of uploading a "to be continued" movie. None of them get continued anyway.
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You've got something going here, don't get me wrong. There's just a whole lotta room for improvement. Some things that occured to me: Text went by very fast every now and then. Graphics weren't the greatest I've seen. Sound quality was too high (it sounds great but takes ages to download for some). I don't know why, but I had to laugh when I saw that blood splatter in the back of the car. Anyway, I hope your next one is better!
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yeah, i am fixing the text problem in part two
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The joke is good, short and straight to the point. Next time, try to tween your animations instead of a frame-by-frame jumpy animation. graphics aren't actually the best i've seen either. Also, the music doesn't exactly blend in with the movie and is way too long. Try to use a shorter audio loop next time. Maybe even throw in some sound effects. Another thing that bugged me was the readability of the movie. "Momma mia it burnsa" is nearly-unreadable. Last point of criticism: I want a preloader next time! Okay, enough bitchin', better luck next time.
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