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The game is minimalistic, which is not necessarily bad. I actually like it in all its simplicity. Maybe thirty seconds per level is a bit too much, but still it's nicely playable. The background music could use a bit normalizing, although the music itself is nice. The digital vocals are actually funny (because of the flangy filterish effects). I could not understand "the story" though. The extra's are a nice touch, although single-handed drumming isn't exactly a thrill.
Author's Response:
Actually the 'Story' was the smallest most insignificant part of the game, so I didn't really give a damn if anyone could understand it. It was more of a secret, if anything. Thanks for your review.
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I must say, you've developed a very own style. Somehow, although it "looks like shit" according to some, I actually van appreciate pieces of experimentalism like this. What's that sound, it sounds like a C8 record with a tremendous amount of distortion. Yeah. Well. I'm one of those sick shits, probably.
Author's Response:
that sound was my ass lolo
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Congratulations on a hilarous movie. Not the greatest in graphics, but you have a unique style. And it made me laugh. Which is enough for an average rating.
Boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie !!!!!!!
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i am glad you enjoyed :)
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The funniest part is that she at least minded her head.
Author's Response:
yes...but sadly the people of newgrounds do not appreciate the subtle irony that goes into my work, and i am yet to recieve an award or a place on the front page...*sigh*
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Oh my god. That was one of the most hilarious shooters I've played EVER. Kinda like that old school arcade wild west game (What was it called again?), but with a spoonful of humour. Sometimes I had trouble hearing what they said, but it didn't bother me too much while playing.
Author's Response:
having this talk with my friend at the moment and the name of the game was something like mad dog Mcrea/Mcree
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this movie seemed randomly random, in a random way.
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Well thank you, in a thank you, thanks, way. ;)
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it looks simple but okay. it's silent but that's not my major problem either. there are two things that bothered me a bit: it seems as if you've used a low framerate which makes the game "choppy". Also, the computer AI is near-impossible to beat. Other than that, this is not a bad game.
Author's Response:
It's not the frame rate (25) , it will be running slow. Try using a lower quality.
The computer AI isn't impossible to beat , but it's better than a very easy enemy paddle now , isn't it.
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i am king of the portal latrop portal. B is my friend-friend-end-end-end-end.
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You liar! StraberryClock is the one and only King of The Portal!
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at first i was afraid it was going to be one of those scary shit movies again, but i was enlightened to see that it was a parodious version of the actual game. and i'm liking it.
Author's Response:
lol, thanks. hoped you did good. the previous person sucked at it. :D
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This is not a top notch animation. The voice is funny and also the idea behind the movie is okay. But if you, by any chance, have no sound available at, let's say, your school's computer, this is a boring piece of flash. Anyway, it shows some effort and humour so I'm saving this for BrÆkfast.
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You're my kinda man! thanx
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