cykotiq's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Suspicious Cop]

LOL

Threatening with e-coli bacteria gets you out of trouble, asking whether or not the cop is married gets you killed. It's a weird world we're living in these days. Nonetheless I like this game.

[The Lusty Barfly]

That was hard

It took me a while, but eventually, after 15 minutes and 4 tries, I managed to... die! No, seriously, I like your psychologic flash games, but this one was too simple. Especially compared to the other games. Nonetheless, it was quite amusing.

[Fun Time Shooter]

I gotta go change my pants now.

Oh my god. That was one of the most hilarious shooters I've played EVER. Kinda like that old school arcade wild west game (What was it called again?), but with a spoonful of humour. Sometimes I had trouble hearing what they said, but it didn't bother me too much while playing.

Crafton responds:

having this talk with my friend at the moment and the name of the game was something like mad dog Mcrea/Mcree

[mondo generator dart lab]

Addiction level 10

Graphics: 8 - they work for a dart game, the darts are well drawn and animated.

Sound: 8 - maybe you could've normalized the rock track against the classical parts because it's way louder. The classical music during darts is sublime, though.

Interactivity: 10 - simply great, addictive gameplay and complex within its simplicity. AI works great as well.

Style: 7 - although in-game colors are well-designed and used, the menu could use a bit cleaning up as there is way too much happening on-screen.

Violence: 0 - I know, throwing darts at a jello tit can be considered as violent, but I thought it would be inappropriate rating a rather innocent sports game on violence.

Humor: 7 - it's not a pants pisser, but the voices are a bit funny and the game is much fun to play.

Overall: 9. This game is like a diamond that needs some rough edges to be sanded off. The AI level is not too high (at least not to me). The jelly tit level is pretty hard, but challenging. Too bad that the level seems to lock up on me from time to time (darts get plucked from the board and nothing happens anymore), but that could be my problem. Try to tune the sound and you've got a winner on your hands.

[kill the fucking bird 3]

This might work

the idea is there, maybe you could work this out to be something even better. you've got the skills to make a good game, you just need to work on your style (make it more monostylistic, this seems too random).

[03 Classic Tetris]

No tengo dinero con passión corazon?

Hola. Yo soy cykotiq. No hablar español. Or something like that. Good tetris game, btw :)

[Caveman Pong]

Some things though...

it looks simple but okay. it's silent but that's not my major problem either. there are two things that bothered me a bit: it seems as if you've used a low framerate which makes the game "choppy". Also, the computer AI is near-impossible to beat. Other than that, this is not a bad game.

rangi responds:

It's not the frame rate (25) , it will be running slow. Try using a lower quality.

The computer AI isn't impossible to beat , but it's better than a very easy enemy paddle now , isn't it.

[Where's Avo?]

a lot funnier than i expected

at first i was afraid it was going to be one of those scary shit movies again, but i was enlightened to see that it was a parodious version of the actual game. and i'm liking it.

bigbadron responds:

lol, thanks. hoped you did good. the previous person sucked at it. :D

[anti cd]

i have mixed feelings

On a design basis, this is great. Solid transitions, fast-paced effects and some 3D objects make this a designer's pearl in the internet sea. As far as entertainment goes, it's not too interesting. And the average Newgrounds user is here to be entertained. I think you perhaps better could've taken this flash to another flash community on the web, there should be quite enough of them, and some desperately interested in stuff like this.

[::gunny bunny::]

*gasp*

Until now I didn't know what "utterly gobsmacked" means. I think I know now.