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"B stands for nothing." ???

i don't dislike this movie, i just think the 'replies' could've been a lot wittier. Right now, it's just a "fuck you gay homosexual" kinda rant, somehow missing the power of irony and sarcasm. Graphics and sound are legendary, no complaints there. And the end was funny (no, not the EDN!!!!!!!111, that's just stupid). Anyway, you've got something going with this Review Commentary series, it's just not the kind of humour i was hoping for. BTW, anyone voting 0 on this movie: open your eyes - there's far worse shit in the portal.

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titti shat himself.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Okay, this might be bad, but I'm about to piss my pants because it's so god damned funny! Maybe it's just the time of day (1:31 AM) but I'm almost choking in laughter. Even tho it's not the greatest thing on NG -by far-.

a guy named samus?

You did quite a good job on your sprites, and the music is in place as well. Well, that's about what I've got to say. Make sure you fix your spelling (here me out?) and you might want to work on your scenario's 'cause the story really is really dumb, if not missing. I like how you tried to blend in sprites with hand-drawn graphics but you might try to stick to either one of them.

it was good

This movie has an interesting, original story line! Only problems with it were there was not enough sound (both bgm and sfx) to keep it interesting. Graphics aren't the best either, but it didn't bother me too much. Anyway, keep up the cool ideas and I'll be back to watch 'em!

just.. great

you give the word 'cult' a whole new meaning. or perhaps the only true meaning.

Exciting?

The contents of the tutorial are pretty good, probably even digibetics can follow this. The only problem with it is that I find it a rather boring slideshow. Things could've been spiced up a bit with "demonstratic animations" and loungy background music. Anyway, not bad for a tut, but not good for a flash. (PS, I know that "digibetics" and "demonstratic" don't exist in English)

well...

my aura ain't dark and even i think this is total crap.

this was okay :)

although Joe didn't look to "good," he seemed rather psychotic to me... other than that good job.

This is what it is about:

It's a movie about a cyberlady living together with a woman in a wooden house in the forest, spawned from a jellyfish, trying to help a yellow guy raving in a building with no walls who gets attacked by aguy who happens to find a lip stick during battle. Really.

Did it freeze in Italy?

The story was pretty good, I liked the voice-over, but the graphics were awful and the brothers were hardly animated (they slided across the screen, instead of walking). If there's going to be a "part 2," please work on your graphics.

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