Oh brother...
At first I was a bit awkward when I read "it has no preloader" but at least you added some kind of preloading device (right-click play), instead of just running the movie. Okay, now for the movie itself... The intro was promising, though silent. The subtitle for your movie (Mario Masturbation?!?) almost made me click the movie away. I wish I did, because the storyline really sucked. And everything else was taken from the mario game and several soundtracks (hence the 0-score for graphics and sound). Although I must say that everything (graphics, sound, animation) fits right into place.